A well dressed mess

(Skeleton in the closet)

Holey baloney I just squished an ant. Shoot that sneaky fella was crawling in and out of my keys

Feelin' fab made me a fantastico masseuse and chocolate connoisseur as of today. Plus I feel endorphin(ed)! We were this close to climbing out by the garbage gate during our 5 hour break to go grab ikea meatballs but failed miserably except bra who breezed out. At least in this break, I made a jaw-dropping revelation. I am becoming my long-time ambition of a mugger. Believe it or not, I did econooo. And I was fixed on ___ a few times around school (Lim pei, give it up I'm not telling who!) My beautiful friends tunz, jar & one ugly lynette (so oi)lee took 59 back home with me. Nice kids had to run across the overhead bridge so fit. Oh yes, floorball's on a break after the third training and I'm not complaining. I mean nobody is gonna miss bridge or leg raise for a very long time. When it's time, I hope le-anne lee will be back :) I'll be sticking a needle in my skin tomorrow for terwenty minutes, it's not going to be pretty.

As of today, I've turned 6232, NOT alongside sara-backside-bra the stinkz who is NOT electrifying-evlin eighteen. I love you for letting me eat the chocz that I DIDN'T give you. But other than that you so pungsai for messing my hair everyday, stealing my hairband, and for being 62 kaygees fatty with the colossal butt to make lots of babies. Happy un-birthday to you rarapigletissmelly@hotmail.com. And of course happy birthday rachell tan siew boon :D

It's weeeetard

It must be my lucky day I opened for myself pink strawberry fortune cookie (it's a first) and it tastes rly gd. This saturday's labelled besty, fireworks, red and white! Sirrr-weet. Star(x3): Pro rhymes with potato & if you're reading this I want my mashypots yey

{Relived the throwing ball days last wk- phoenix were exciting champs of inter-house! 62 + 14= awezome :) But the days of kicking balls left eons ago... Down-s -- aieee